यो हप्तामा सब भन्दा बडी हेरिएको कमेडी भिडिओ ! हेर्नुहोस मजा लिनुहोस् !!!
हास्न को लागि तयार भएर यो भिडिओ हेर्नु होस् !
यो तलको भिडिओ हेर्न माथि को बक्स मा click गर्नु होला !!
A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."
यो भिडिओ हेर्नुहोस, तपाई हासेर मर्नु भएन भने त् के !!! भिडिओ हेरेर हास्ता हास्ता भुडी बाउ डी यो भने kantepur.blogspot.com लाई दोस नदिनु होला !!!
यो तलको भिडिओ हेर्न माथिको बोक्स मा click गर्नुहोस !!!
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"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
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What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
फिलिपिनी र नेपाली बीचको सेक्स भिडिओ (Jokes)
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P
Short But True !!!
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What is
wife……………….. ?
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.
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
.
.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
.
.
Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
.
. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
.
. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..
pilipino / nepali last sex video
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P
Short But True !!!
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What is
wife……………….. ?
.
.
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
.
.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
.
.
Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
.
. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
.
. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..
हास्ता हास्ता पेट नै बाउडीने जोक्सहरु, एक पल्ट अबस्य पड्नु होला !
Lstest Funny Jokes:
worrying doesn’t solve tomorrow’s trouble,
instead it takes away today’s Peace so don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with smile”.
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A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi
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Jitni Shiddat Se Usne Mujhe Zakham Diye Hain Faraz…
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Utni Raftaar Se To Shoib Akhtar Bowling Nahi Karata. face-smile.png
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Holding on to anger is like
grasping a hot coal with
the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds
and success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
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Mujhko Ruswa Sar-E-Mehfil To Na Karwaya Kare,
Kash Aansu Meri Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Jaya Kare,
Aye Hawa! Maine To Bas Unka Pata Puchha Tha,
Ab Kahani To Har Baat Ki Na Ban Jaya Kare,
Bas Bahut Dekh Liye Khwab Suhane Din Ke,
Ab Wo Baaton Ki Rifaqat Se Na Behlaya Kare,
Ek Musibat To Nahi Tooti So Ab Is Dilse,
Jis Kayamat Ne Guzarna Ho Guzar Jaya Kare,
Jiske Khwabon Ko Main Aankhon Mein Saja Kar Rakhun,
Iski Khushbu Kabhi Mujhko Bhi To Mehkaya Kare…
instead it takes away today’s Peace so don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with smile”.
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A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi
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Jitni Shiddat Se Usne Mujhe Zakham Diye Hain Faraz…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Utni Raftaar Se To Shoib Akhtar Bowling Nahi Karata. face-smile.png
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Holding on to anger is like
grasping a hot coal with
the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
-----
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds
and success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
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Mujhko Ruswa Sar-E-Mehfil To Na Karwaya Kare,
Kash Aansu Meri Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Jaya Kare,
Aye Hawa! Maine To Bas Unka Pata Puchha Tha,
Ab Kahani To Har Baat Ki Na Ban Jaya Kare,
Bas Bahut Dekh Liye Khwab Suhane Din Ke,
Ab Wo Baaton Ki Rifaqat Se Na Behlaya Kare,
Ek Musibat To Nahi Tooti So Ab Is Dilse,
Jis Kayamat Ne Guzarna Ho Guzar Jaya Kare,
Jiske Khwabon Ko Main Aankhon Mein Saja Kar Rakhun,
Iski Khushbu Kabhi Mujhko Bhi To Mehkaya Kare…
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